My personal shame: Commando.

Arnie: *holding some poor shmuck upside down over a cliff* remember when i promised to kill you last?
Poor Shmuck: that's right Matrix (yeah that was his name! LOL)! You did!
Arnie: I lied. *lets go*

best. scene. ever.

A movie where it's shameless one liners were only outdone by it's insane bodycount.