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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 13
02-11-2011, 07:45 AM
[Julian and Ezri enter Quark's for some morning breakfast. A Troupe of klingons are in the background with Bat'leths and kegs of Bloodwine]

Julian: You sit here, dear.

Ezri: All right.

Julian: Morning!

Quark: Morning!

Julian: Well, what've you got?

Quark: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Klingons: Spam spam spam spam...

Quark: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Klingons: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Quark: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Ezri: Have you got anything without spam?

Quark: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Ezri: I don't want ANY spam!

Julian: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Ezri: THAT'S got spam in it!

Julian: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Klingons: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Ezri: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Quark: Urgghh!

Ezri: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Klingons: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Quark: Shut up!

Klingons: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Quark: Shut up! (Klingons stop) Bloody Klingons! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Ezri: I don't like spam!

Julian: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Klingons: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Quark: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Julian: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Quark: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Klingons drown his words)

Klingons: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!