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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 1 Love the Orion overreaction!
02-12-2011, 06:21 PM
Captain me: "This is Captain me of the UFP hailing moon t'Rllaillieu. We're looking for a Magnesite mining operation in this system, as we represent a potential investment from the Federatio-"

Orions: "OH CRAP it's the Federation coming to ruin our operation! This is why we can't have nice things! You Federation dogs must die!"

Captain me: "Easy there fellas, I'm just looking for the Magnesite mining operation. I don't know who you are and you're not a major concern to me, and I'm sure you're doing legitimate business in this system anyway. We'll be on our way and you can get back to-"

Orions: "No, there must be COMBAT NOW! You in your pitiful Galaxy class starship bristling with weapons will regret ever trying to shut us down once you taste the wrath of our three elite frigates which we spent all our profits and life savings on to defend our moon!!!!"

Captain me: "Look guys, we're really happy to ignore you-"

Orions: "COMBAT NOWWWW!!!!!11"

Captain me: (Facepalm) "Tactical, lock phasers, load quantum torpedoes, and please try not to get any of their crew smudged on the hull?"