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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 26
10-14-2011, 02:08 AM
Originally Posted by MustrumRidcully View Post
"Captain [PLAYER NAME GOES HERE], I hereby promote you to Rear Admiral. Congratulations."
"Thank you, Admiral Quinn. I am honored."
"Back in the days, Admiral was mostly a desk job. But these days, we need every man on a ship out there to protect Federation interests.
As an Admiral, you can pick freely any ship as your flagship you want, you know that, Rear Admiral?"
"Yes, Sir. I already have an idea on that."
"Oh, wait, I see you're listed as officer of the silver reserve fleet. When I meant "freely", that of course still means you have to gather 20,000 Dilithium for us."
"Oh. That's a bummer."
"But you know what, if you think about it, you're only getting dated junk that way anyway. I really recommend you to go to the C-Store and buy one of our Premium ships... *hesitates* Oh you know what, this dialogs sucks and makes no sense. C-Store? Whatever. I won't continue acting this role until your dialog guys sorted this out, okay. I'll be in my trailer."
Epic win!

*puts a coin in the rapidly filling Epic Jar*