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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
Well just call me the wierd al of sto. came up with this one last year on my fleets website.
This one is done to the tune of Ain't getting nothing for Christmass.

Oh I'm going to Rura Penthe for Christmass.
Oh the captain and admiral are mad.
I'm going to Rura Penthe for Christmass.
Cause I ain't been nutting but bad.

I broke my Phaser on Dstahl's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a targ my Kestrals bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
Spilled some Gagh on the Heretic's Rug!
Made my roomate eat a Bug!
Bought a ship with a fake latinum slug!
Somebody snitched on me!

Oh I'm going to Rura Penthe for Christmass.
Oh the captain and admiral are mad.
I'm going to Rura Penthe for Christmass.
Cause I ain't been nutting but bad.

Put a tack in the Gecko's chair.
Somebody snitched on me.
Tied a knot in the Storm's hair.
Somebody pulverized me.

Next year we'll be going straight.
Next year we'll be good. You just wait.
We'd start now but its too late.
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh I'm going to Rura Penthe for Christmass.
Oh the captain and admiral are mad.
I'm going to Rura Penthe for Christmass.
Cause I ain't been nutting but bad.

So you better be good whatever you do.
'Cause if you do. I'm warning you.
You'll get sent to Rura Penthe for Christmass!