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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 1 Redshirt Christmas
11-02-2011, 09:04 PM
the wierd al of sto strikes again. This one is a parody of Jeff Dunhams Redneck Christmas.

Got my sehlat and a 6-pack inside my shuttle
My wife ride in the back because she won't shut up
There's a targ in the headlight and thought it might be a sin
I gunned the drive and run over him
It's a Redshirt Christmas Heart of Targ pretenderized
It's a Redshirt Christmas

'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes
She loaded him into the back of the shuttle
I was warping us home, that's when he woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view monitor
My wife was a-wrestlin' him like a gator
It's a Redshirt Christmas
She had fifty kilos over him
It's a Redshirt Christmas
It was no time 'til she had him pinned

By the time we got home, he was her pet
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
I had to spend the night out in my shuttle
But i had some ale, so I didn't give a... darn
{That was close i almost said damn}
A couple days later, I made him a deal
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
I covered his horns with foil and then,
I plugged the subspace cable into his rear end
It's a Starfleet Christmas
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof
It's a Redshirt Christmas
I get STOked and the Priortiy One, too.
It's a Redshirt Christmas

That dumb targ change my life
It's a Redshirt Christmas
Next time, I'll run over my wife!