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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 4
01-16-2012, 04:39 PM
OK, OK!! I admit it's my fault! I'm sorry I "borrowed" some of the hamsters for a race here at the Indy 500. Things were going good until the hamsters started drinking too much. Then one of them started hitting on another hamsters girlfriend. They went at with knives. It turned into a massive brawl with dead hamsters everywhere. The cops are looking for the ones that got away and the rest are holed up in motels somewhere waiting for things to cool down. I'm sorry I just wanted to have a race and was gonna return em when it was over. My bad.