Can I wipe out the Federation now?
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Join Date: Dec 2007
02-28-2012, 06:47 AM
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Logically, it would seem that you being a Gorn does not put you in any better of a position to be boasting of intellectual prowess, as it is the Gorn who fell to the Klingon Empire. Further, as one of their subjects, is it not, perhaps unwise to insult your rulers?
It would be illogical for you to challenge the Vulcan home world alone. You wouldn’t even get by our defense grid.
Our intelligence report suggests that the Gorn are a large slow reptilian species (TOS against Kirk). Your ships may be tough, but your slow reaction time will be your undoing. I’d advice you to instead work on stomping out the tribble threat to your food supplies.
Well I got to 0.0Light years from the Vulcan system. Damn these new Wibblephase cloaks are good!
Tribbles you say? Tribbles,
! Even a puny human hatchling can cook them!
Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go re-program the Wolf 359 holoemitter to "Rhannah was here!"