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Join Date: Jun 2012
Don't bogart that WHAT?
06-23-2012, 11:55 AM
There I was.....
ISE, I need some weapons tech to equip another ship.
I enter and say '10%?'
I say 'oh goody' :redface:
We fly off and start killing the entry cube and spheres.
There's already a klink there blasting away.
The first group clears and we fly left.
The Klink heads straight to the nodes.
The rest of us kill the cube then a node goes boom that the klink had been working on.
Someone yells 'What are you doing Noobe?'
The klink says he isn't interested in the optional.
We kill the nodes while spheres come pooring out.
Then we work on spheres.
One oddy with rainbow/technicolor beams is chasing a node 10k out.
We get the spheres cleared enough for two of us to kill the gen.
The klink speeds off to side two without helping clear the spheres.
He's working on another node!
Someobdy says 'you noobe, get back here and help.'
The klink says 'FY'
The oddy with the rainbow/technicolor beams is now 20k out working on the same sphere.
One of the side 1 crew speeds off to side 2 and starts on the cube just as a node on side 2 goes boom.
Now there's spheres on both sides.
The oddy with the rainbow/technicolor beams is now 30k out working on the same sphere.
Two of us finish side 1 and head off to side 2. There are still 2 nodes alive and spheres everywhere.
The klink says 'you noobes are too weak.' and bails.
The oddy with the rainbow/technicolor beams is now 40k out working on the same sphere.
Now there are three of us left to finish this plus a worthless oddy way off in the distance.
We get the remaining nodes cleared and knock down the spheres enough to kill the gen.
The oddy with the rainbow/technicolor beams is now 50k out working on the same sphere.
Two of us start working on the gate while the third goes off and helps the oddy with the technicolor/rainbow beams.
The ship that was helping the oddy returns and starts helping with the gate.
The oddy with the rainbow beams agros the cube and drags it right to us.
We avoid the cube by flying to the other side and the oddy is following, agroing and dragging the cube to us as he goes.
We finally kill the gate and then the cube.
Someone tells the oddy captain to go get a real ship with some fire power.
The oddy pilot says 'Yea, lets go for a private.'
We all sent him an LOL. :biggrin: