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Lieutenant
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 83
# 8
08-14-2012, 08:17 PM
Jem'Hadar Ship Captain: Open Fire!

Weapons Officer: Target destroyed, sir!

Captain: Really? That easily?

Weapons Officer: Well this ship has the best base stats of any escort in the game.

Captain: But it's 20 years old! And even MODERN dominion ships of this type are not much stronger than our Frigates!

Engineering Officer: Maybe they retrofitted it?

Ship Counselor: Guys, this is Cryptic we're talking about. Just go with it.

Captain: ...Guess I don't have a choice...

Navigation Officer: Oooh, Captain look! A Lock Box just inexplicably fell out of that destroyed ship!

Captain: Full speed ahead! Janitor, can you lend me your master keys?