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Join Date: Jul 2012
08-14-2012, 09:17 PM
Jem'Hadar Ship Captain: Open Fire!
Weapons Officer: Target destroyed, sir!
Captain: Really? That easily?
Weapons Officer: Well this ship has the best base stats of any escort in the game.
Captain: But it's 20 years old! And even MODERN dominion ships of this type are not much stronger than our Frigates!
Engineering Officer: Maybe they retrofitted it?
Ship Counselor: Guys, this is Cryptic we're talking about. Just go with it.
Captain: ...Guess I don't have a choice...
Navigation Officer: Oooh, Captain look! A Lock Box just inexplicably fell out of that destroyed ship!
Captain: Full speed ahead! Janitor, can you lend me your master keys?