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Career Officer
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 807
# 24
08-16-2012, 10:36 PM
Ops Officer: Sir, a squadron of Orion corvettes on sensors, bearing oh-three-six mark two-zero. They seem to be minding their own business.
Captain: Destroy them.
Ops: Sir, they're not attacking us, they're not even moving to intercept.
Cap: Do it anyway.
Ops: Can we at least disable them?
Cap: Nope. I want loot. Kill them.

LOOT

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Ops: Sir, a fleet of Borg cubes is approaching, estimated 64 vessels!
Captain: RUUUUN!
Ops: Sir, another contact... it's a giant humanoid, but it's all... blocky. It's swinging it's arm at the cubes... they're exploding!
Captain: Our lucky day!
Ops: I wouldn't be so sure... the fleet is gone, but I'm reading the contact approaching us... THE CUBES ARE REAPPEARING! We're being encased!

When STO meets Minecraft

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Captain's log, stardate 90001.99. 33 centimeters long. Left in the hallway. I've requested a transfer to another ship... Having the bridge in the saucer and the only bathroom on the drive section is a real pain on this Oberth-class, since there's not even a lift down. I just wish the transporters weren't under maintenance at the time...

Oberth-class Captain's Log.
CHARACTER GRID (@Lord-Ice):
___ |___ _ Fed ____| ____ _KDF __ ____| Rom
Tac_|_Thomas Hale_| __ __Illusion _____| Silence (K)
Eng | ___Antilles _ _| _ Mirror Rygobeth__| N'Vek (F)
Sci _| __ Rygobeth _| _Lukor Son of Q'Tar | Devala (F)