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Join Date: Jun 2012
08-18-2012, 03:12 AM
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Bortas comm officer: Captain, Starfleet Miranda-class Frigate is on sensors. We have blocked long-range communications.
Bortas captain: Good, prepare to fire.
Bortas tactical officer: Sir, the enemy ship is firing it's phasers, they are not even denting our shields! They have launched a photon torpedo. It's hitting our shields, now.
Bortas medical officer: Captain, we're receiving casualty reports from all over the ship! At least 300 dead bekks, and many more injured!
Bortas captain: What new Starfleet trick is this?! Prepare the Disruptor Autocannon, all weapons, FIRE!
*Bortas unloads it's entire payload of weaponry onto the Miranda, which is destroyed in moments*
Bortas tactical officer: Ship destroyed, Captain.
Bortas captain: Good.
You forgot the best part of that!
Bortas medical officer: (after combat is over) Just kidding captain, the dead are slowly coming back to life, one by one. We'll have a full crew compliment again in about 10 more seconds.
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