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Join Date: Jun 2012
08-18-2012, 03:21 PM
Maco Armitage vessel:
Helm: "Captain, we're approaching engagement range."
Captain: "Full power to the shiny! Launch the fighters!"
Ops: "The fighters are being destroyed too quickly!"
Captain: "FIRE EVERYTHING!! Load the redshirts into the airlock if you have to! Hard to port!"
Helm: "I can't! The fat *alarm blares* turns too slow!"
Captain: "Oh sh-"
No more armitage xD