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Career Officer
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 270
# 29
08-18-2012, 04:21 PM
Maco Armitage vessel:

Helm: "Captain, we're approaching engagement range."

Captain: "Full power to the shiny! Launch the fighters!"

Ops: "The fighters are being destroyed too quickly!"

Captain: "FIRE EVERYTHING!! Load the redshirts into the airlock if you have to! Hard to port!"

Helm: "I can't! The fat *alarm blares* turns too slow!"

Captain: "Oh sh-"

No more armitage xD
Ikuzo, Trombe!