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Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 70
# 23
09-05-2012, 01:50 AM
The Lazy Corgi Maneuver: Slightly wiggle your ears in a cute way, roll over, and grin wildly while waiting for the belly rub.

What? Who said it has to be a maneuver from sci-fi!

Okay. Fine.

The Ein Maneuver: Grumble about the stupidity of two-legged beings who can't even argue fast enough to allow them enough time to keep your food dish relatively full, then solve all their problems in your own head, fly your ROFLcopter at how silly it all was, and finally promptly forget them and go take a nap.