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Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 59
# 10199
09-20-2012, 09:08 AM
Dear Mr. Asklepian:

I represent the Estate of Bilbo Baggins, and I wish to inform you that you are herewith being sued for copyright infringement. To avoid the expense and trouble of further litigation you may deposit 1000 bars of gold pressed latinum in a small unmarked container in my locker in the 12th Fleet starbase.

Sincerely,
Von Amicus, Esq.
Ferenginar Legal Associates
(FLA -- because it pays to get the lawsuit done right)