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Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 731
# 28
10-27-2012, 01:08 PM
Originally Posted by tacofangs View Post
I blame the Planet Jackers.
I agree. On that subject:
Helmsman: "Setting a course for Earth at one-quarter impulse."
Captain: "But... "we're in the Gamma Orionis Sector Block..."
Helmsman: "Course plotted to avoid transwarp gate."
Captain: "But this trip will take CENTURIES!"
Helmsman. "Yep! I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom do-doom-doom dooooom..."

*7,000 years later, arriving at Earth, only the Helmsman remains alive, and his doom song echoes through the halls of the ship.*
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Last edited by icegavel; 10-27-2012 at 01:15 PM.