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Survivor of Romulus
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,717
# 2
10-29-2012, 07:31 PM
Due to the Federation's new cosmozoan obesity laws, we no longer are given permission to interfere with the nutrient intake habits of stellar life forms -- including those in fluidic space.

Cosmozoan obesity has been linked with several lifestyle illnesses, and is a very serious medical issue that has become pandemic over the last decade.

There is a measure in the Federation Council to post a giant holographic sign outside this rift in fluidic space that reads Don't Feed the Gekli.  39147