I've been waiting for a long time for this moment to be able to do this:

[walks over to the closet, reaches in, and pulls on a rope, and instantly the ceiling opens up and out comes a bunch of balloons, party poppers go off, and noisemakers are heard, along with a sign dropping down saying "Cryptic Admitted a Change Was Wrong!!!"]

[waits]

huh, there was supposed to be a clown as well

[a skeleton with a funny red nose drops out of the closet]

oh there he is