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Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 2,826
# 54
11-20-2012, 01:39 AM
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

You mow the front lawn to find your car.

You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.

...........What were we talking about?
I went to the Delta Quadrant and the Kazon stole my stupid T-shirt. Also, my pet hamster that died when I was a kid is now a Kobali.