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# 25
12-03-2012, 02:35 PM
Originally Posted by pwebranflakes View Post
Or you could wait to read the blog tomorrow


Brandon =/\=

As Senior Chief Of Outrage Generation And Logistics For East Coast, I cannot recommend this course of action. The Internet is powered by rampant speculation, uninformed outrage and nerd-vitriol.

If we wait patiently for tomorrow, there will be insufficient power to operate
the servers and we will have to schedule some unscheduled downtime in order to harvest sufficient anger to resume normal operations.
VORTA: I have heard disturbing reports -- we were told that you are grinding up Jem'Hadar exchange officers in a blender and turning them into training manuals?

STARFLEET CAPTAIN: Lies, I assure you. We would never do such a thing. It's really more of a giant press than a blender.