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Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 1,885
# 6
12-24-2012, 01:09 AM
Yep, yep..............time to set out the Santa traps.


Cheerful Seeker Radar...........check.
Ground To Jolly Missiles..........check.
Electrified Roof.........check.
Shrinking Chimney........check. ( even if I don't have a chimney but best to be ready )
Attack Christmas Tree..........check ( Stolen from a Dr.Who episode )
Automatic Bag Grabber.......check.

If he's jolly enough to get through them, he'll get his jingles bells worth the next day on the toilet when he tries to eat those cookies and milk .

I'm kidding, kiddies.

I'll just hide in the bushes and try to mug him for his toy sack like I do every year. =3
Join Date : September 2010. Boldly going forward because Cryptic forgot reverse.
I am currently unsupervised, anyone who knows me will tell you that this will most likely lead to trouble. =3
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Last edited by crashdragon; 12-24-2012 at 01:13 AM.