Set Phasers to Sexytime... Again!
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Join Date: Jun 2012
01-06-2013, 03:42 PM
Hey, are you checking us out? Yeah, you, with the McRib sauce stain on your red dwarf t-shirt that has holes in the pits. I know, you're re-reading this for the 13th time in a drunken stupor at 4 in the morning, but why don't you go to the the unrepentant website and fill out an app now? If you screw it up because you don't know what you're doing, we'll just berate you and you can fix it later before you've had your 7th cosmo (we know you don't even like cosmos, but when your girlfriend left, all the booze that was left in the house was vodka citron and cointreau, and what else are you gonna do with that?).
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