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Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 947
# 32
01-24-2013, 06:28 AM
OHGOD THE SERVER IS DOWN! OHGOD THE SERVER IS DOWN! OHGOD THE SERVER IS DOWN! OHGOD THE SERVER IS DOWN!

...oh wait, it's patch-day. NEVERMIND. I'll panic about something else then...
VORTA: I have heard disturbing reports -- we were told that you are grinding up Jem'Hadar exchange officers in a blender and turning them into training manuals?

STARFLEET CAPTAIN: Lies, I assure you. We would never do such a thing. It's really more of a giant press than a blender.