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Join Date: Jun 2012
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# 34
02-09-2013, 02:03 AM
You try to order Earl Grey tea at a ATM.

You stand at your neighbors letter box waiting for that important subspace message. Until security turns up.

Enter elevators and say " Transporter Room. "

Phone in sick due to First Contact Day being a holiday.

Walk into a computer shop dressed as a Borg and report to the front counter for instructions.

You refuse to wear red T-shirts.

While waiting in long lines, you pull out a salt shaker and scan everyone making tricorder noises.

You turn to your girlfriend in bed and say " Make it so. "