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Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 11,100
Shutting off Scooter Brauns internet during the entirety of 2008.

Through judicious abuse of Quantum Duplication, create an alternate universe where you single-handily built the Egyptian Pyramids.

Turn the Flying Spagetti Monster into an actual, institutionally recognized religion.

Bring about world peace led by the Flower and Kitten lovers Republic of North Korea.

Find out what would happen if Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee really did battle each other.

Create a world where the Rambo movies were made in the 50's and watch the conspiracy theories explode.

Convince the world you're a wizard.

So inhumane superweapons, mass murder, and canon nonsense is okay, but speedos are too much for some people.