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# 31 He's dead Jim
03-03-2013, 01:57 AM
Maybe Cryptic is being attacked by Godzilla? Or there is a 6 ft cockroach holding one of the techs hostage and wont free him until we give him a bottle of malt liquor and NWA's greatest hits?

Oh I know......they left waldo in charge and in a futile attempt to score with a (gotta remain PC here) mildly obese woman with a aesthetics deficit about the face and a clubbed foot, he mistakenly turned off the magnet that keeps the etch a sketch in sync with the servers gerbil wheel...

Or waldo had to use the bathroom and locked himself in there....ya thats it