Dwayne Johnson wants to be in Abrams' Star Wars VII
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03-16-2013, 06:45 AM
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There is a person The Rock knows, who years ago was the baddest bounty hunter around and The Rock's hero....I'm talking about The Rock's Friend Boba Fett.
He was the most dangerous man in the galaxy till some blind man came along and took him out like a Jabroni
The Rock's talking about Han Solo
The Rock says, you and that jabroni you got with you, Chewbacca, come on out here. Solo you bend over, and the Rock will take that entire wookie, shave him, turn that sumb**** sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ***!
While this may have been amusing in the "We are all speciests and believe the human form to be the best" view.
The reality is that even the smallest primate could pull the Rock's arms out of his sockets and beat him to death with them.
That said a Wookie should be able to crumple him up into a small chicken McNugget.
Seriously, humans = weak/ fail. That's why we like to watch Aliens in Star Wars instead.
"Zero, Zero, Zero...Destruct, Zero"