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Join Date: Jun 2012
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# 181
03-28-2013, 01:03 PM
Originally Posted by sollvax View Post
Reasons not to use a cloak

1 its cowardly and will lead to officers being seen as chicken
2 it will encourage piracy as all fed captains will be tempted
3 it causes MPB (male pattern baldness)
4 it is well known that ships with cloaks flown by humans blow up or crash into asteroids
5 It has been proven that federation officers who command cloaked ships violate the prime directive casually
6 Cloaked ships burn power which could be better used
7 I said so
7 is not an acceptable reason, and 3, 4 and 5 are just silly, while 2 is debatable, but 1 and 6 are definitely true
Originally Posted by pwecaptainsmirk View Post
*reassuringly strokes your hair*
Hush now, you will be back kicking Neelix and killing those nasty Vaadwaur soon enough... hush child.
*pat pat on your head*
epic smirk is epic