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# 30
04-08-2013, 03:55 PM
Originally Posted by zer0niusrex View Post
We will be bringing the Tribble server down for maintenance to apply a new update.

  • The KDF transporter chief will once again allow players to beam to the Academy and their ship.
    • The people responsible for sacking the previous Transporter Chief have now been sacked.
      • The Transporter is now being run in an entirely different manner at great expense by the following:
        • 40 specially-trained New Romulan Mountain Epohhs
        • 6 Vulcan Epohhs
        • 142 Andorian Battling Epohhs
        • 14 Reman Snow Possums (Closely related to the Epohh)
        • Reginald Epohh of Jupiter Station
Known Issues:
  • A Tribble once bit my sister.
Go home tribble notes writer, your drunk!

Originally Posted by zer0niusrex View Post

But seriously, I handle posting patch notes, and another team handles actually doing the patch. We try to coordinate the process as best as possible to make it as seamless as possible for the players, but that's not always possible, especially on Meetings Mondays.
Edit: On second thought.. Go home Zer0 your drunk!

Originally Posted by borticuscryptic View Post
Quiet, you!
Edit 2: Or at least Zer0's supply.
You think that your beta test was bad?
Think about this:
American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku

Last edited by webdeath; 04-08-2013 at 03:58 PM.