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Join Date: Apr 2013
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# 1987
04-15-2013, 12:46 PM
Originally Posted by theraven2378 View Post
Nice take on fear of the dark, although it's funny, it does point out a serious flaw with pugs, some people simply don't know how to build a ship and in other cases don't have a clue what to do.
However it does quite nicely reflect the mood. Some of their songs just lend themselves to this game so nicely.

Like "When Die With Your Boots On meets STF"

Yeah! Another player named Riker,
Who says he is the man,
Another player named Riker,
That has another wonderful plan.
Taunting us with Visions,
Afflicting us with fear,
Predicting optionals for millions,
In the hope that one appears.

No point asking when it is,
No point asking who's to go,
No point asking what's the game,
No point asking who's to blame.
'cos if you're gonna pug, you're gonna fail,
'cos if you're gonna pug, you're gonna fail,

If you're gonna pug, pug with your boots on.
If you're gonna try, just stick around,
Gonna cry, just move along,
If you're gonna pug, you're gonna fail.

In 15 the optional fails,
The teammates did surmise,
Through low DPS and lack of heals,
Donatra will arise.
Terror, Death, Destruction,
Pour from the Scimitar Wings,
But the truth of all predictions,
Is that the fat lady sings.

(Repeat chorus)

They pugged with their boots on, yes they failed...
The day they pug with their boots on, we pug!
Now, the moral of the story is multitude. 1, Never trust a player named Riker that can only speak in Capslock. 2, It's not going to get better if you leave the match. 3, Donatra loves beamboats as much as you do.