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Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 132
# 1988
04-15-2013, 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by maxajax View Post
When Iron Maiden meets STF's:
...
Very nice.

I have been doing ground STFs recently to get the accolades for my alts so I can contribute a ground version:

I am a man who pugs on ground
And when the timer starts to count
I hope the team is moving fast.

But then the pace begins to change
Something feels a little strange
Already three of the team down?

Fear of the pug, fear of the pug
I have a constant fear that these guys are new here
Fear of the pug, fear of the pug
I have a phobia you don't have the right gear

Have you beamed to Starbase 82
And hoped for teammates with a clue
Of how to free the personnel?
Sometimes when you check if all are well
Can't believe it, look again
This guy does not remodulate.

Fear of the pug, fear of the pug
I have a constant fear that this is your first time
Fear of the pug, fear of the pug
Don't pass the trigger line, don't rush in, stay behind

Have you ever been to Vorn at night
To engage Armek in a fight
But there are turrets in the way.
And as you quicken up your pace
You see the turret's still in place
And worker drones already there.

Fear of the pug, fear of the pug
I have a constant fear that this is going wrong
Fear of the pug, fear of the pug
Shoot the small turrets first or this will take too long

When you join the Khitomer Accord
He has no pulsewave but a sword,
"my guns don't work against the borg".
And when he insists to do the room
He does not know now what to do,
The others shoot the spawning drones.

Fear of the pug, fear of the pug
I have a constant fear that teamwipe's always near
Fear of the pug, fear of the pug
I have a phobia that Tosk of Borg wins here.

When players don't show common sense
Humor and patience are my friends.



EDIT: Just after writing this I wanted to do IGE one last time before logging off for today and I was with a great team. We got the optional. Thanks to the people who fought with me. It was an honour.

Last edited by nithanath; 04-15-2013 at 05:07 PM.