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Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 354
# 28
04-29-2013, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by tlamstrike View Post
Today in a Hive Onslaught Elite...
So you can save someone a respawn timer or fifteen seconds' worth of DPS once every two minutes (during which time the NPC's have spammed those same abilities 5-10 times anyways). Woo. Hark, game balance shatters into its requisite subatomic mass and dissipates into the void at its approach, for truly it is the bringer of doom harbinged by the darkest of prophecies, heralded by the trumpets of hell itself, soaked in the blood and tears of tactical captains, and riding a Vesta-class chariot pulled by lowly fleet Defiants and bug ships condemned forevermore to mediocrity before it.
Somebody getting uppity about canon? No problem! Just take a deep breath, and repeat after me:

Spock's Brain.