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Starfleet Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 445
# 19
05-07-2013, 11:33 AM
My dream has always been to have a Gorn Statue in my living room. I was married for 8 years and my wife would not let me have one. Now we are separated and I have a 51" 3D tv and a pedestal in the center of the room just waiting for that Gorn Statue. Please help me get through my divorce by letting me win this statue. I would settle for a porcelain dalmatian.
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