I gave my Klingon a full inventory of tribbles, force my Andorian to drink Targ milk, and pump my Trill full of antibiotic hyposprays.

Anyone else have examples of jerk-moves against their command staff?

Sometimes when there is a room with 3 groups of klingons/gorns/whatever I position them right in the middle and make each attack a dude from a different group. Then I go take a coffee

I make them team up with me.

They endure my Shatner impressions.

...and I don't share my good loot, just the garbage. They carry a LOT of batteries around for me.

No, I love them all like family

I'm not.

But all my BOs are hot chicks.

Before I got my full crew, I would send Nameless Security Guy #72 to aggro the room. Does that make me a jerk? :p

Make them shave my hairy back while singing Klingon opera translated into Romulan translated into Vulcan translated by a sick babel fish before taking their towels and stranding them.

/sci_fi_fussion_ROCKS!

I used to be, until I recreated Kara Thrace as one of my tactical officers. I'm a little bit afraid of her.