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# 1 Anyone know any Trek jokes?
10-20-2011, 05:25 AM
With the good amount of humor and Trek out there. I was wondering if there were any actual Trek jokes. Or silly things in game, books shows or movies that got you to chuckle.
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# 2
10-20-2011, 06:33 AM
The klingons hatched a devious plan to capture the Enterprise in Silver paper...
Unfortunately the plan was foiled...


I'll get my coat
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# 3
10-20-2011, 06:45 AM
That is a little silly
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# 4
10-20-2011, 07:21 AM
the only star trek joke i know is the JJ Abrams movie. And that wasnt even funny 8(
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# 5
10-20-2011, 08:07 AM
"I know this ship like the back of me hand!" *DONG* -thump-
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# 6
10-22-2011, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by hort_wort View Post
"I know this ship like the back of me hand!" *DONG* -thump-
I was looking for a video clip of just that, closest I found was this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLlv_19OKyA
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# 7
10-20-2011, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by rayvenwing View Post
the only star trek joke i know is the JJ Abrams movie. And that wasnt even funny 8(
And here I was about to make a link to JJprise on You Tube:p

Anyhoo speaking of You Tube links... it's not Star Trek and it's not a joke but it is William Shatner in space and makes me giggle a little, try this --> Shh
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# 8
10-20-2011, 04:41 PM
How many Romulans does it take to change a transtator?

1 to swap the 'stator, and 150 to blow up the ship out of shame.

Gym "Someone give the captain a pie!" Quirk
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# 9 Old Ones
10-20-2011, 04:53 PM
Watch out for the Klingons around Ur-****!

What did Spock see when he looked in the toilet? The Captain's Log.
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# 10
10-21-2011, 05:33 PM
Why did the Klingon cross the road?

To conquer the other side.

#9


Why did the Borg cross the road?

Because it assimilated the chicken!

#8


What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can?

Worf Speed.

#7


What did Picard say as Data struggled to repair the Marclosian Stitching Machine?

"Make it sew."

#6


What happened when Yeoman Rand complained that someone had cut a peephole in her cabin door?

Captain Kirk promised to look into it.

#5


How many members of the USS Enterprise does it take to change a
light bulb?

Six: Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say, "I canna do it, Cap'n!", Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically, McCoy to say "Dammit, Jim -- I'm a doctor not an electrician!!", Kirk to screw it in, and two red-shirt security officers to die in the process.

#4


What is Riker's dating philosophy?

If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again.

#3


What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?

A croaking device.

#2


Why did Worf change his hair color?

It was a good day to dye.

#1


Why is Kirk a better captain than Picard?

One word: hair.
Kirk never drinks tea.
Kirk once fought a Greek god. And won.
Kirk traveled through The Great Barrier, met God, and wasn't even impressed.
Kirk's bridge is not beige.
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