STO is a car. All the players are it's occupants. The STO car holds 5 people, but we jam packed it with at least 7. 2 of them don't need seat belts anyway. DStahl drives the car down the road. All the while the 5 kids in the back seat all whine about how they need to go to the bathroom, and want chocolate bars. Mom, in the front seat (aka the Devs') is holding up a map and following a route to the intended destination. Suddenly one of the kids in the back starts crying because his ice cream cone fell on the floor. Mostly because Mom reclined her seat a bit and knocked it out of his hands. Suddenly all the kids start crying until DStahl pulls over and threatens to take them all home.
If STO were a car,
The Department of Transportation would have to make Slipstream lanes on Highways.
I would drop the passengers off at the grocery store on Trade assignments.
I would use Ramming Speed in parking lots to get the best parking space.
If someone farts in the backseat, Abandon Ship.
I would have to complete a "hang out of the Risa Health Spa Daily".