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# 1 The name's Bond, James Bond...
08-10-2012, 12:54 PM
Hello, my name is Bond, James Bond. I am a rank 50 federation admiral with many ships and experiences under my belt.

I am straightforward; I tell it like it is. I don't sugarcoat or soft-pedal anything. It's my duty to be as cool about death as a surgeon; that if it happens, it happens and I move on and forget about it. Regret is unprofessional, and worse yet, its poisonous to the human soul. If I can, I'll bring enemies down in style, such as destroying an enemy player as soon as they respawn.

I fight in a black ops style of combat, doing what most players wouldn't or couldn't do. I am a master in the art of stealth, trained in various espionage techniques and infiltration tactics, and have extensive knowledge about various other skills such as combat tactics, surveillance, computer hacking, explosives and the use of nearly any conventional weapon ambidextrously and am extremely proficient in field-craft. I fight in a Center Axis Relock position, a modern shooting stance used in close quarters combat. And though I strive to form a new black ops fleet known as the Federation Intelligence, I prefer to work alone in the field.

In short, I am an anonymous, blunt instrument, wielded by a Federation department.

That's my introduction. Thank you for your time.


"Some men are coming to kill us. We're going to kill them first."--James Bond

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# 2
08-10-2012, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by jamesbond2012 View Post
Hello, my name is Bond, James Bond. I am a rank 50 federation admiral with many ships and expewriences under my belt. I am experimenting with different weapons and consoles to see which combination works the best in both PVP and PVE games. I am also looking to form my own fleet: the federation Intelligence; but so far, I have not met any four people to help me.

I am straightforward, I tell it like it is. I don't sugarcoat or softpetal anything. I am as cool about death as a surgeon; that if it happens, it happens and I move on. I love to bring enemies down in style, such as destroying an enemy player as soon as they respawn. I am a master at sabotage and am helpful in nearly any sticky situation.

I fight in a black ops style of combat, doing what other players normally wouldn't or couldn't. I deal in intelligence, covert operations, stealth, espionage, and the like while most of the time being right out in plain sight.

In short, I am an anonymous, blunt instrument, wielded by a Federation department.

That's my introduction and I hope you have a good day.
I love that introduction, very direct, confident and unique

Do you prefer your Martinis shaken or stirred
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# 3
08-11-2012, 06:13 AM
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That's my introduction and I hope you have a good day.
*Swivels around his chair, scratching a large white spider sitting in his lap behind the... carapace?*

Oh I shall, mister Bond, I shall. For you see, what you unwittingly walked into while you were busy blowing your own trumpet, so to speak, is a trap! While you were talking, my henchmen bedazzled the walls of this room with millions of common, household thumbtacks. An inocuous enough weapon, most days for sure, but deadly to a secret agent's ego. If you are move more than a fraction of an inch from the center of this room, no doubt attempting to reach any one of the watered-down martinis I have placed strategically in the corners for this very purpose, well then... pop goes the bubble, mister Bond. And all her majesty's horses and all her majesty's men won't be able to put double-oh-humpty together again.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've just learned one of my nuclear physicists is a buxom Scandinavian blonde with a thing for English accents. I'm going to save us all a lot of time and needless drama, and drown her in the shark tank.

Good day, mister Bond.
Reave

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# 4
08-11-2012, 09:23 AM
I thought about dry martinis, but frankly, they won't do. No, while on the job, I drink one strong drink that I call the "Vesper". It contains three measures of Gordon's, one of Vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shaken over ice, and then add a thin slice of lemon peel.

As for the thumb-tack bit, your overconfidence is your weakness. Becasue I carry a smartphone that contains a jammer app. I don't have to move anywhere, I'll just hack your systems like Tony Stark in Iron Man 2 and deactivate them. Or if possible I'll retrain them on you!

"Flink"

"AGH!"

"thunk"

What, no interrogation? No chit chat? Oh well.

(pelts the captain with a few shots from a silenced P99)

Guess you weren't a real talkative person to begin with. "slurp" Ah, that martini tastes good!
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# 5
08-11-2012, 09:26 AM
OR better yet, I'll just beam out (because I won't be moving anywhere) and I'll just blow your bridge right off the ship!
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# 6
08-11-2012, 05:00 PM
That line should go in a movie "Hack them like Tony Stark in Iron Man 2"!
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# 7
08-13-2012, 06:16 PM
Or that could be some sort of battle-cry against the borg......
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# 8
08-14-2012, 02:57 AM
Now we need an Iron Man costume for Elite Ground STFs. Tony Stark vs Borg Elite Tac Drone. Who would win?

And while we're on the topic Cryptic, give us proper powered armor. Combat EV suits are for pussies. Space Marines ftw
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# 9
08-15-2012, 01:10 PM
Hello, my name is Bond, James Bond. I am a rank 50 federation admiral with many ships and expewriences under my belt. I am experimenting with different weapons and consoles to see which combination works the best in both PVP and PVE games. I am also looking to form my own fleet: the federation Intelligence; but so far, I have not met any four people to help me.

I am straightforward, I tell it like it is. I don't sugarcoat or softpetal anything. I am as cool about death as a surgeon; that if it happens, it happens and I move on. I love to bring enemies down in style, such as destroying an enemy player as soon as they respawn. I am a master at sabotage and am helpful in nearly any sticky situation.

I fight in a black ops style of combat, doing what other players normally wouldn't or couldn't. I deal in intelligence, covert operations, stealth, espionage, and the like while most of the time being right out in plain sight.

In short, I am an anonymous, blunt instrument, wielded by a Federation department.

That's my introduction and I hope you have a good day.

"Some men are coming to kill us. We're going to kill them first."
James BOnd, Skyfall
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08-25-2012, 09:14 AM
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