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I for one would like to have a dedicated group of the best-of-the-best, to be able to call on to be my canvas.

Ideal Candidates should possess the following archetypes:

  1. Reign down fiery destruction on me like a women scorned.
  2. Not fall from furnishing in laughter would be appreciated.
  3. Contain sudden impulses to frown, twitch or /facepalm me
  4. Virtual slap on the back once you've had your way with me


** note: I used to be the noob ranting in zone, 'til I saw my reflection in a mirror.

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# 2
09-03-2012, 12:34 PM
Ohh...an evil Klingun with a sense of humor! It's impossible...it must be a trap!
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# 3
09-03-2012, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by drkfrontiers View Post
I for one would like to have a dedicated group of the best-of-the-best, to be able to call on to test myself against.

Ideal Candidates should possess the following archetypes:

  1. Reign down fiery destruction on me like a women scorned.
  2. Not fall from furnishing in laughter would be appreciated.
  3. Contain sudden impulses to frown, twitch or /facepalm me
  4. Virtual slap on the back once you've had your way with me


** note: I use to be the noob ranting in zone, 'til I saw my reflection in a mirror.

It has been determined by my betters that I suck. Otherwise I would TOTALLY help you out with this.

Unless of course I kill you. Then it has been determined that YOU must be a COMPLETE noob. Again this has been determined by the pro's.

But if you want, if you take ALL your weapons off your ship, I'll battle cloak from 15k and we'll call it a day and grab a pint.

Let me know!
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# 4
09-03-2012, 12:40 PM
I dunno. Apparently after 2 Years + of pvping I still don't know jack, according to 200 day vets that can't even put up good #s against some of the worst pug players in the game.

I suppose if I were Skilled though, I would like be able to help.
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# 5
09-03-2012, 12:46 PM
i think those criteria describe everyone in this thread so far
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# 6
09-03-2012, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by dontdrunkimshoot View Post
i think those criteria describe everyone in this thread so far

I think we just need to rework parts 1- 4 and we could really get a better response then the sorry lot that we represent!


1. Reign down ________ ________on me like a women _________.

2. Not fall from the[sic] ________ in laughter would be appreciated.

3. Contain sudden impulses to _______ ________ or _______ me.

4. Virtual slap on the _____ once you've had your way with me.


So have at it ladies and gents! Help our friend write his personal add and YOU could be the lucky winner of a one on one match in don'tdrunksimshoots ready room!

Or you could shoot at dark!

One thing u can't do is shoot at me, because, coward that I am, im cloaked.
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# 7
09-03-2012, 02:10 PM
That's the spirit! This weekend's confirmed mayhem! Wooooop!

You have a date with destiny!

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# 8
09-03-2012, 05:16 PM
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How do you measure yourself?
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# 9
09-04-2012, 12:01 AM
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7 American quarters lined end to end on a flat table, but it was one of those crazy parties in Humbolt years ago so things are a bit fuzzy memorywise......
I remember those days! Though I must admit, I was a brutal fail
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# 10
09-06-2012, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by bitemepwe View Post
7 American quarters lined end to end on a flat table, but it was one of those crazy parties in Humbolt years ago so things are a bit fuzzy memorywise......
10 quarters....../flex
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