Captain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 5,129
# 1 Funniest mission fails
01-04-2013, 10:27 AM
Let me tell the story in third-person narrative style...

Two diplomats and a security guard arrive at a third-party peace talk meeting. While the talks are going on, the security guard wanders out of the room to get a drink of water. When she comes back she's holding something and says, "Hey guys, look what I found! A pipe bomb!"

Sadly, she was the only fatality. Her bright red uniform, now burned, was later given to her family.

The End.


One of my officers was once injured while scanning.
Quote:
Originally Posted by askray View Post
YAY I'M EVOLVED! *drools on his chin*
Quote:
Originally Posted by voporak View Post
Welcome to the STO forums, where the evolutionary clock ticks backwards.
Rihannsu
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 13,525
# 2
01-04-2013, 12:13 PM
I once had an EPIC disaster that killed four guys.... I wish I could remember what the assignment was, but it had 5 slots...(not colonists)
HAIL HYDRA!

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
I can haz joystick!
MMOs aren't charities. Corporations are supposed to make a profit. It's what they do.
Commander
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 427
# 3
01-04-2013, 12:22 PM
Thanks Markhawkman-

The Reman Space set fails (4 fails) where I used purple and blue doffs with appropriate attributes. The intent to keep me PUGging the shuttle event for resources was hilarious. Also the inability for Purple doffs with appropriate attributes to successfully wrap presents.
Joined STO in September 2010.

Last edited by gerwalk0769; 01-04-2013 at 01:05 PM.
Rihannsu
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 13,525
# 4
01-04-2013, 12:49 PM
I think he meant Doff mission fails...
HAIL HYDRA!

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
I can haz joystick!
MMOs aren't charities. Corporations are supposed to make a profit. It's what they do.
Captain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 3,591
# 5
01-04-2013, 01:23 PM
Hmm, would have to be the salvage minefield mission- which ended in a failure and all my blue explosive expert DOFFs got killed.

>>>The first time I realized that DOFF assignments can be fatal. Alright, wasn't funny but I laught about it now.
KBF Lord MalaK
Awoken Dead

You're gonna upgrade my Chel Grett for FREE but charge me $27 to upgrade my Kamarag ?
Captain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 3,281
# 6
01-04-2013, 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lordmalak1 View Post
Hmm, would have to be the salvage minefield mission- which ended in a failure and all my blue explosive expert DOFFs got killed.

>>>The first time I realized that DOFF assignments can be fatal. Alright, wasn't funny but I laught about it now.
I thought colored Doffs couldn't be killed?
"It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid."
-- Q
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:18 AM.