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# 1 Stop the Iconians
01-28-2013, 12:19 PM
sung to "Sink the Bismark"

In 2409 the war had just begun. The Iconians had the strongest ship that had the strongest guns. The Obex was the greatest ship to tour the Galaxy. On her decks were guns that cut down Borg like a lumberjack does trees. Out of the dark and dreary night came a Starfleet battleship. And every crewmen on her, they knew they couldn't slip. They had to stop the Iconians and save their galaxy. Stop those guns that cut down Borg like a lumberjack does trees.

We'll find that foreign battleship that's making such a fuss. We've got to stop the Iconians for all worlds depend on us. Hit the decks running boys and spin those guns around. When we find the Iconians, we've got to cut 'em down.

The Odyssey found the Iconians and on the fateful day, the Odyssey started firing and jumped into the fray. "We've got to stop the Iconians" was the battle sound. But when the smoke had cleared away all ship's systems were down. For six long days and dreary nights they tried to make repairs. The Admiral said to call up every man that they could spare. Somewhere in this sector, I know they've got to be. We'll make the Iconians regret they found our galaxy!

We'll find that foreign battleship that's making such a fuss. We've got to stop the Iconians for all worlds depend on us. Hit the decks running boys and turn those guns around. When we find the Iconians, we've got to cut 'em down.

Repairs were done the seventh day and they saw the morning sun. Fifteen clicks from Spacedock, the Iconians made their run. The Admiral on the Odyssey said turn that bow around. We've found that foreign battleship and we're going to cut her down.

Plasma beams did fire and Hyper Torpedoes did blast. The first torp hit the Iconians, they knew they wouldn't last. That mighty foreign battleship is just a memory. Stop the Iconians was the battlecry that shook the galaxy!

We found that foreign battleship that was making such a fuss. We had to stop the Iconians for all worlds depend on us. We hit the decks running boys and spun those guns around. We found the mighty Iconians and then we cut 'em down!
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# 2
01-29-2013, 07:34 AM
well, what do you people think?
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# 3
01-29-2013, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by jcp26 View Post
well, what do you people think?
It is amusing, but I'm an unsuitable critic because I am German.
Bismarck isn't more of a joking matter than the fate of the Hood or Pearl Harbor.

He's dead, Jim.
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