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# 1 RIP Chuck Norris' Beard
03-23-2013, 03:11 AM
I just read an article in the news and chuck norris' beard is no more

Lets bow our heads in silence and rememberence in honor of the beard

Yes friends the beard that struck fear in the hearts of evil doers everywhere
has went to that great barber shop in the sky

What surprises me is that chuck norris' beard actually allowed itself to be shaved
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# 2
03-23-2013, 03:47 AM
There is no point to life anymore.

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# 3
03-23-2013, 04:23 PM
There isn't another fist under there. It really is just a chin.

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# 4
03-23-2013, 05:00 PM
As I understand it the other fist and the beard have been given their freedom and are planning on running for governor of Texas
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# 5
03-23-2013, 05:05 PM
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# 6
03-23-2013, 11:24 PM
Well look everybody likes beards but this strikes me as sort of odd because Chuck Norris didn't always have a beard anyway.

On the other hand, the most notable thing he did before he got the beard was get the crap kicked out of him by Bruce Lee, so maybe there's something to this beard thing.
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# 7
03-24-2013, 11:48 AM
Fact: Chuck Norris didn't shave, he told his beard to recede back under the skin.

didn't take long for the beard to recede, it's F. Chuck Norris!
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# 8
03-24-2013, 01:07 PM
Obviously his beard is the source of his power and without it, he is just another man.
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# 9
03-26-2013, 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by starkaos View Post
Obviously his beard is the source of his power and without it, he is just another man.
Not too far from the truth, the last time Chuck Norris went clean shaven, it was his job to play a random mook who gets beaten up by Bruce Lee.
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# 10
03-26-2013, 07:15 PM
Chuck Norris did not shave off his beard, it was his beard that shaved off Chuck Norris.
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