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I got into trouble not posting this warning, so I am not taking any chances this time, just in cast SOMEONE DIDN'T see JJs 1st Trek film.

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Ok now that's out of the way here is everything wrong with JJs Trek in 5 minutes or less.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=DiQ9piVgtWM
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# 2
05-08-2013, 06:07 AM
I dunno...about a quarter of those things were fairly OK, or existed in the original series, such as the whole Vulcans being pretty racist bit.
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# 3
05-08-2013, 06:40 AM
I felt the same way on the Vulcan part too, but I guess the guy was using it as filler. lol
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# 4
05-08-2013, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by scurry5 View Post
I dunno...about a quarter of those things were fairly OK, or existed in the original series, such as the whole Vulcans being pretty racist bit.
/agree

It really felt like he was struggling to come up with material on this. Some of the stuff was valid, I suppose, but a lot of it was either wrong or a complaint about Star Trek in general, not this movie.
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# 5
05-08-2013, 07:24 AM
Glad to know that I wasn't the only one wondering how the Enterprise could escape a Black Hole with no Warp Core powering the Warp Engines, but Scotty got the Impulse Engines to take their place because even a Anti-matter explosion with no shields wouldn't of pushed them away, it would of destroyed them.

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# 6
05-08-2013, 08:49 AM
Wheres the ones for Star Treks I to X? If you want real WTF moments in a Star Trek film watch The Final Frontier.
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# 7
05-08-2013, 09:40 AM
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Wheres the ones for Star Treks I to X? If you want real WTF moments in a Star Trek film watch The Final Frontier.
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# 8
05-12-2013, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by crashdragon View Post
Glad to know that I wasn't the only one wondering how the Enterprise could escape a Black Hole with no Warp Core powering the Warp Engines, but Scotty got the Impulse Engines to take their place because even a Anti-matter explosion with no shields wouldn't of pushed them away, it would of destroyed them.

Is there nothing he canna not do?
Here is one for you...

If a small tiny drop of red mater can create a wormhole big enough to swallow a planet, would not the whole canister create a wormhole big enough to swallow several solar systems?

Second, science does not support the logic behind 'temporary' black holes.

(Sorry for the slight run-on sentence. Damn logic.)

Last edited by linyive; 05-12-2013 at 07:13 PM.
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# 9
05-12-2013, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by linyive View Post
Here is one for you...

If a small tiny drop of red mater can create a wormhole big enough to swallow a planet, would not the whole canister create a wormhole big enough to swallow several solar systems?

Second, science does not support the logic behind 'temporary' black holes.

(Sorry for the slight run-on sentence. Damn logic.)
Its just a movie, logic has no place in Hollywood.


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# 10
05-12-2013, 05:43 PM
Personal favorites for me:

"Nokia still has that <censored> ringtone 250 years in the future."

"Also, Nokia."

"Budweiser Classics!"

Product placement that blatantly in a Trek movie? Sigh.

Also laughed at the Enterprise being called "the Federation's heavily armed Apple Store, full of Mac Geniuses".

Also, for note, the Battleship one was a riot.

Especially the 50 cal gunner.

"They must have told this guy to sit here and scream every panicky action movie cliche he could think of until the camera ran out of film."
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