One thread to end all threads? Nah, this isnt LOTR. This is the internet, on an MMO forum.
If i've learnt one thing from beta testing, then playing the retail of mmo's, it's to NOT visit the forums regularly within the first 2 weeks.
Its okay to check the individual specific sections, like Crafting / Class whatever, but my friends..
Never, ever, tread in the General or Tech Support sections of these dark places on the internet.
Where no man has gone before.. (only babies in a state of anxiety over their newfound pubes, "what is this? should i shave? am i gay if i shave it? does other boys have hair down there?? are other boys genitalia as small as mine?! why is my phys ed teacher looking at me in the shower? ")
WE KNOW YOUR PAIN! It's okay. We have all gone through it. But it really is better if you talk it out with your mother or father, or even sister (not visually), than to rage on forums about unrelated things to take your mind off it. The first step to improvement, is to admit the problem!
Just, trust me. Its for the best. Its for your, and our sanity. (Notice how i used color, bold, and the Comic Sans font here above to make sure no babies miss the important messages!)
(Comic Sans is very popular amongst 3-14 year olds, and is sure to grab their attention.)