No, the title of this is not in reference to the OP's post (which, btw, was hilarious). Rather, I have to wonder at all the folks who seems to not understand that he is joking. To everyone giving serious answers:
"You're kidding me, right?"
Unless you, too, are just playing along with the joke...in which case you got me!
Command Officers of the USS Wyvern (from left to right):
Aurellia Eshkah (Tactical); Indigo Shae (Engineering); Nysiay Chysiayki (VA, Ship Captain)
Jeclia Sek (Science); Vally Mantivour (Security)
my ships are: uss kyogre ( vesta tac ), uss arceus ( vesta eng ), uss rayquaza ( vesta sci ), uss zafretti ( chel grett ), uss puke rainbow ( fleet nebula ), uss tortuga ( fleet assault cruiser ) are the names op ? xP