*meawhile, at Perfect World HQ, a shadowy figure pets their white cat*
Heh heh heh. Those fools! They have played right into my hands. The time has come Mr Stahl, do as I command!
Release....THE BORG LOCKBOX!
*Dan's face recoils in horror*
B-b-but sir! They are the main enemy faction! The balance...
*The figure's head turns a full 180 degrees to stare into Dan's eyes*
Balance!? You dare speak that word! I killed balance years ago! You'd best follow my orders slave, or do you wish to tell the little people why the Klingon's won't be getting new ships, and the Romulan's will NEVER become a full faction!?
*Dan falls to his knees begging forgiveness*
I thought so, leave my sight! I expect a Dev Blog in one hour, do not fail me!
*Dan hurries out the office, grabbing Bran as they leave. The figure turns back and stares into darkness*
Heh heh ha ha ha!
*cough* oh, I feel a bit wierd. What happened? I petted the all knowing tribble and...a vision...of the future! My God, it's the end! I must tell everyone before its too late!
*runs off to forums*
"Borg Lockbox"......"Borg lockbox".........."BORG LOCKBOX"..............................(*runs around in little circles*)
I TELL you,we are DOOOMED!!!!
BTW,can i have that tribble?
Proud owner of every ship with hangers ingame
Flagship - N.C.C.-99635-A U.S.S. Asterion
The short coming of Star Trek Online are greatly execrated. But I have been informed by the Wood Fairy that lives in my underwear draw the following facts :
Malfunctions and program errors are becoming wide spread. Work on these affected areas has either not started, is not being worked on or has been done improperly.
Sever loads are under strain and there is not enough bandwidth to handle the beings connecting to the said game ( Star Trek Online ) and the same beings are experiencing file and data transfer due to bottleneck like symptoms.
Thus the likely hood of this game ( Star Trek Online ) shutting down the servers is highly likely and all shall and should remain calm during this time of Armageddon and and ending.
Thank you for your time. =3
* straightens tinfoil hat *
The OP is being funny. Do you not recognize a joke?