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# 21
09-02-2013, 02:01 AM
Bah, humbug!
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# 22
09-02-2013, 02:18 AM
I take it Brandon is on Vacation
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# 23
09-02-2013, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by coupaholic View Post
*meawhile, at Perfect World HQ, a shadowy figure pets their white cat*

Heh heh heh. Those fools! They have played right into my hands. The time has come Mr Stahl, do as I command!

Release....THE BORG LOCKBOX!

*Dan's face recoils in horror*

B-b-but sir! They are the main enemy faction! The balance...

*The figure's head turns a full 180 degrees to stare into Dan's eyes*

Balance!? You dare speak that word! I killed balance years ago! You'd best follow my orders slave, or do you wish to tell the little people why the Klingon's won't be getting new ships, and the Romulan's will NEVER become a full faction!?

*Dan falls to his knees begging forgiveness*

I thought so, leave my sight! I expect a Dev Blog in one hour, do not fail me!

*Dan hurries out the office, grabbing Bran as they leave. The figure turns back and stares into darkness*

Heh heh ha ha ha!

-

*cough* oh, I feel a bit wierd. What happened? I petted the all knowing tribble and...a vision...of the future! My God, it's the end! I must tell everyone before its too late!

*runs off to forums*

"Borg Lockbox"......"Borg lockbox".........."BORG LOCKBOX"..............................(*runs around in little circles*)


I TELL you,we are DOOOMED!!!!



BTW,can i have that tribble?
"Captain,we've got massive nerd rage inbound on an attack vector!"

"Emergency power to shields,All hands..BATTLE STATIONS"
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# 24
09-02-2013, 02:59 AM
FOR GOD'S SAKE JIM IT'S DEAD, DEAD I TELL YA!!!!!

It wouldn't be an STO forum if we didn't have at least one doom and gloom thread a week now would it.
Live long and Prosper

Last edited by eazzie; 09-02-2013 at 03:29 AM.
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# 25
09-02-2013, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by daveyny View Post
Whipped this up for just such an occasion...

Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Boldly waiting in a queue, trying not to curse.

Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Largely doing nuttin', cause we can't get to first.

<Lt. TacoFang>
There's Hamsters in the Servers now, Servers now, Servers now...
There's Hamsters in the Servers now, servers now DStahl.

<Mr.Geko >
It's live Bran, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it...
It's live Bran, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Flakes.

<Mr.JHeinig>
There's Trekkies in the forums now, forums now, forums now...
There's Trekkies in the forums now, forums now, Dan.

<Dr. Rehpic>
It's worse than that, they're dead Dan, dead Dan, dead Dan.
It's worse then that, their dead Dan, dead Dan, DEAD!

Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Posting in Their forums, never being terse.

Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Screaming, Whining, Moaning, We wanna-be reimbursed.

This has got to be the post of the year
Live long and Prosper
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# 26
09-02-2013, 03:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdragon View Post
Oh, please.

The short coming of Star Trek Online are greatly execrated. But I have been informed by the Wood Fairy that lives in my underwear draw the following facts :

Malfunctions and program errors are becoming wide spread. Work on these affected areas has either not started, is not being worked on or has been done improperly.

Sever loads are under strain and there is not enough bandwidth to handle the beings connecting to the said game ( Star Trek Online ) and the same beings are experiencing file and data transfer due to bottleneck like symptoms.

Thus the likely hood of this game ( Star Trek Online ) shutting down the servers is highly likely and all shall and should remain calm during this time of Armageddon and and ending.

Thank you for your time. =3

* straightens tinfoil hat *
The OP is being funny. Do you not recognize a joke?
Playing since launch in 2010.
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Join Date: May 2013
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# 27
09-02-2013, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by mindmage2 View Post
The OP is being funny. Do you not recognize a joke?
I much prefer when the forums are full of some light hearted fun-

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

breaking the norm of complaints and whining and such.


dooooooooooooooooommmmmm I say!!
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# 28
09-02-2013, 04:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by floppytechie View Post
BTW,can i have that tribble?
NO!

Trust me man, you're better off without it. It's shown me all kinds of things...terrible things...

The tinfoil...it helps keep the voices away...

Oh no! WHO STOLE MY HAT!?
Ruzhe - KDF Engineer - 12th Honour Guard
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# 29
09-02-2013, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by neoakiraii View Post
I take it Brandon is on Vacation
Yes,................vacation.

* opens trapdoor to drop down some food *

=3
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# 30
09-02-2013, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by mindmage2 View Post
The OP is being funny. Do you not recognize a joke?
* sigh * Humans. I keep pitching them and they keep missing them.

And we're doomed. FYI.
Join Date : September 2010. Still boldly going forward because Cryptic couldn't be bothered to install reverse.
I am currently unsupervised, anyone who know me will tell you that this will most likely lead to trouble. =3
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