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# 31
09-18-2013, 12:47 PM
Proc: Rotate shield frequency also rotates the ship like a spinning top. Optional - any ballerina music is played along.
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# 32
09-18-2013, 12:52 PM
Emergency power to shields, takes literally all power to shields, including life support, leaving the crew dead.... WTF
Now found frequenting MWO short term and then Star Citizen long term. Raged Quit long ago
- Gohan (House of Beautiful /Sad Pandas)
/channel_join Tyler Durden for Organised Balanced PVP matches

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Captain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 522
# 33
09-18-2013, 01:40 PM
Pfft.. dead crew is no problem. Anybody that has played STO knows that a sheeeep does not need any alive crew to function perfectly normal :p


Suggestion: Beam Overload literally overloads the circuitry, frying every single fuse operational in the ship AND the backup fuses, so you have to wait half an hour for a AAA tow truck to haul your sorry tushie back to the nearest ship yard.
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# 34
09-18-2013, 02:07 PM
Biological Projectile Launcher: ammunition charges are increased in inverse proportion to Alive Crew
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# 35
09-18-2013, 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by futurepastnow View Post
Biological Projectile Launcher: ammunition charges are increased in inverse proportion to Alive Crew
Lolz

Bio Waste Projectile launcher:

DPS increases proportional to crew's Bowl motions the morning of launch.

Odour Radiation effects: Permanent

Does DoT for a total of 10 days with 25% chance of teammates/Pets/NPCs attacking you with 269% threat generation

Reduces crew efficiency by 89%
Now found frequenting MWO short term and then Star Citizen long term. Raged Quit long ago
- Gohan (House of Beautiful /Sad Pandas)
/channel_join Tyler Durden for Organised Balanced PVP matches
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Posts: 1,809
# 36
09-18-2013, 02:33 PM
Crimson forcefield!

Activation creates a red plasma field that turns your enemies whole crew into pakleds!

Last edited by edalgo; 09-18-2013 at 02:47 PM.
Captain
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 9,121
# 37
09-18-2013, 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by g0h4n4 View Post
Lolz

Bio Waste Projectile launcher:

DPS increases proportional to crew's Bowl motions the morning of launch.

Odour Radiation effects: Permanent

Does DoT for a total of 10 days with 25% chance of teammates/Pets/NPCs attacking you with 269% threat generation

Reduces crew efficiency by 89%
People were asking for the garbage scow over in General not long ago...

...rather than dropping Warp Poo - it could drop actual...poo.
Willard the Rat, Reman, F.T'varo - Rave, J.Trill, Kar'Fi - Mysk, Gorn, Varanus
Maal, Klingon, Mogh - Vegar, Orion, Marauder
Nivuh, Ferasan, B'rel - Venit, Lethaen, M.Qin - Kopor, Nausicaan, Guramba
Captain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 1,175
# 38
09-18-2013, 10:36 PM
Ooh, I have another one! Not sure if twisted or not, though.

The P2W to end all P2W!

Console - Universal - Universal Console Disruptor

All universal consoles and all active set abilities within 10km are disabled.
PvP-ready toons: Ishmael - Betazoid Sci - Vesta - U.S.S. Yukikaze - The unsinkable destroyer - T'Scurr - Romulan Tac - Mogai - I.R.W. Archer - Countervape overwatch - Ffairl - Romulan Sci - T'Varo - R.R.W. Yuudachi - The nightmare of Solomon

Take it easy!
Captain
Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 539
# 39
09-19-2013, 01:03 AM
Make a Federation carrier that can launch Runabouts and, for giggles, give the Runabouts tractor beams.

...oh...wait....
If you feel Keel'el's effect is well designed, please, for your own safety, be very careful around shallow pools of water.
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Posts: 1,128
# 40
09-19-2013, 01:14 AM
A Morn class ship. Just sits there, does and say's nothing.

Sorry, I forgot some have those already in the STF's.
Join Date : September 2010. Still boldly going forward because Cryptic couldn't be bothered to install reverse.
I am currently unsupervised, anyone who know me will tell you that this will most likely lead to trouble. =3
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