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# 1 KDF PvPers!
11-07-2013, 10:33 PM
We need your help!

If you are KDF and like PvP and want to get together with other KDF to hit the queues for laughs and fun, then

Come join << KDF Incursion Patrols >>

We gonna take the fight to the Feds, liberate what's left of Praxis, set the Duras Sisters loose on Captain Va'Kel Shon with Klingon rendition of a badly performed Miley Cyrus Pole Dance, and double-park in ESD!!!

I know Kirk, you are thinking - but Klingon rock crush scissor. Later Biatches.

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# 2
11-08-2013, 05:13 AM
KDF Incursion Patrols, lol...very funny evul!
Do you know what we Feds are thinking?
Gre'thor or Rura Penthe are awaiting you all!
And one day we'll nuke Qo'nos!
K D F - Killing Disadvantaged Feds
K D F - The evul way to play Sto

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# 3
11-08-2013, 05:15 AM
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Do you know what we Feds are thinking?
Does the Sierra skirt make my butt look big?
Willard the Rat, Reman, F.T'varo - Rave, J.Trill, Kar'Fi - Mysk, Gorn, Varanus
Maal, Klingon, Mogh - Vegar, Orion, Marauder
Nivuh, Ferasan, B'rel - Venit, Lethaen, M.Qin - Kopor, Nausicaan, Guramba
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# 4
11-08-2013, 05:25 AM
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Does the Sierra skirt make my butt look big?
Eh eh...I wanna admit it! We Feds hate you evuls because you have the gorgeous Orion chicks with B.T.!
K D F - Killing Disadvantaged Feds
K D F - The evul way to play Sto

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# 5
11-08-2013, 05:29 AM
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Eh eh...I wanna admit it! We Feds hate you evuls because you have the gorgeous Orion chicks with B.T.!
Burgers and tomatoes? No lettace?

KDF's probably don't like to eat their vegetables .
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# 6
11-08-2013, 05:40 AM
This post has been edited to remove content which violates the Perfect World Entertainment Community Rules and Policies . Please keep your posts on-topic. ~Bluegeek
K D F - Killing Disadvantaged Feds
K D F - The evul way to play Sto

I salute Adm. Marcus, a real Starfleet hero! Thanks to his courage we Tac Feds now have an awesome Cruiser, the USS Avenger!

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# 7
11-08-2013, 09:22 AM
OK, then...they eat atrocious food and deserve to be vaporized!
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# 8
11-08-2013, 10:02 AM
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OK, then...they eat atrocious food and deserve to be vaporized!
Again, going back to my earlier post then.

Catfish sandwiches and banana splits...

...does the Sierra skirt make my butt look big?

In all seriousness though (yes, even Sal's been helping with the pseudo bumps - he wants KDF to kill), hopefully the KDF do put up a nice showing. I fear though, yeah - the numbers are far more dismal than anybody's aware...
Willard the Rat, Reman, F.T'varo - Rave, J.Trill, Kar'Fi - Mysk, Gorn, Varanus
Maal, Klingon, Mogh - Vegar, Orion, Marauder
Nivuh, Ferasan, B'rel - Venit, Lethaen, M.Qin - Kopor, Nausicaan, Guramba
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# 9
11-08-2013, 11:08 AM
Finally I understand you prefer the lower part, I rather the upper one!
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# 10
11-08-2013, 11:29 AM
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Again, going back to my earlier post then.

Catfish sandwiches and banana splits...

...does the Sierra skirt make my butt look big?

In all seriousness though (yes, even Sal's been helping with the pseudo bumps - he wants KDF to kill), hopefully the KDF do put up a nice showing. I fear though, yeah - the numbers are far more dismal than anybody's aware...
Problem is, most KDF PvP'ers have retired their toons-the power-creep's left the faction so far behind at this point that the bulk that still play the game heve either rolled FedRoms, or gone back to their Fedtoons.

It's a simple thing, really: you can wait 30 minutes to an hour on SATURDAY for an FvK match, All Day for KvK, or you can roll a Fed and play all day with (at most) fifteen minute breaks between matches in the FvF ques.

(during the week you might get three FvK matches in...all week unless you practically LIVE online.)

There are a small handfull of KDF players who are actually KDF players and not farming contraband for their fedtoons, and the reason's simple:

The options are objectively BETTER for a FedRom or Fedtoon. Gear selection, passives, birdge officers, console layouts, and prices all favour Team Blue so heavily that for serious PvP'ing, you only have a small handfull of near-rockstar status KDF players, where you have an abundance of premade TEAMS for the fedside in numbers so large that they're an active PROBLEM for the FvF ques.

let me give the telling example.

You know how we've got all these threads fretting about the prevalence of Aux2Batt builds, people ranting about seeing whole TEAMS running A2B/FAW?

I play Klingon. PUG the Ques, run in Kerrat...

I've never seen this.

EVER.

More htan half the problems on the PvP forums that draw ten or more pages?

Nope. Never seen it-it only happens in FvF.

Teams of Sci? never seen one. I know they're out there, but nope, not in the ques where you find the few remaining Klingons.

the options that frustrate all the voices here in PvP? the OP stuff?

Never seen it work that way in FvK, because FvK you end up with a few new guys on both sides, one or two rockstars if you're lucky and the que actually pops, and that's it.

I'm not as oldtimer as some of you guys-I started my first toon in Season 5, but in all that time, never seen an actual KvK match start that wasn't a prearranged challenge match.

The numbers just aren't there, and after s7, why would they be? Players go where there are two things:

1) matches that actually start.

2) Options and gear. PvP players are a competitive bunch, when you don't have the OPTION to keep up with your opponents technically, and the power-creep's focused on removing skill from the game entirely, what's your motivation to keep running the same thing while everyone else is keeping their own advantages AND collecting yours?

Answer: aside from a few die-hards, none.
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