Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
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# 1 Fun Clean Jokes!
01-31-2010, 12:07 AM
Here is one of My favs:


RuralAustralian ComputerTerminology
A little bit of Aussie culcha.....

LOGON: Adding wood to make thebarbie hotter.
LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.
DOWNLOAD:Getting the firewood off the Ute.
HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
KEYBOARD:Where you hang the Ute keys.
WINDOW:What you shut when the weather's cold.
SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season.
BYTE: What mozzies do.
MEGABYTE:What Townsville mozzies do.
CHIP:A bar snack.
MICROCHIP:What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
MODEM:What you did to the lawns.
LAPTOP:Where the cat sleeps.
SOFTWARElastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.
HARDWARE:Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.
MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
MAINFRAME:What holds the shed up.
WEB:What spiders make.
WEBSITE:Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
SEARCH ENGINE:What you do when the Ute won't go.
CURSOR:What you say when the Ute won't go.
YAHOO:What you say when the Ute does go.
UPGRADE: A steep hill.
SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
MAIL SERVER:The bloke at the pub who brings out the counterlunch.
USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
NETWORK:What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
INTERNET:Where you want the fish to go.
NETSCAPE:What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net.
ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.
OFFLINE:Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough.

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