"Imagine a world where you could explore forums for hours at a time waiting to explore space! You too can command an army of one across endless wastes of emo mutants and nefarious waifs in your quest for space exploration!"
It's all starting to make sense now.... They knew this was going to happen! That's why they set up that marathon of StarTrek on Monday during the official launch so when we inevitably go offline we'd have something to watch. lol